THIS IS HILLARY'S MOIRAIL SPEAKING BECAUSE HILLARY IS DUMB. Okay so yeah meet Hillary! She's thirteen, lives in Maryland, and loves the beautiful comic known as Homosuck. uvu She also loves animals, Johndave, Nepeta, screwing around with her computer, making her otps in the Sims, and totally having sloppy makeouts with her moirail. (Okay I made that last part up.)
- someone online: *calls me cute*
- me: *surprised*
- me: *wiggles awkwardly*
- me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
- me: *scrunches into down comforter*
- me: *blushes for ten minutes*
- me: *peeks out*
- me: no u
an open letter to yahoo
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
I can’t believe Monobear bought Tumblr
the blogging experience of mutual unfollowing starts now
YOU WANNA GO to my room to kiss and stuff??
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
the users of Tumblr.com are Not taking any shit from dingoinnuendo today
Shut the fuck up
